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FRIK A slightly psychotic warrior who was once a champion of the land, but fell on hard times once peace broke out. He became unemployed and was forced to find a job at a medieval fast food restaurant called the Burger Wench. |
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KEEPER OF THE KETCHUP Found in the dark caverns of the Dwarven people, he stumbled upon this magical ingredient called “Ketchup” that he’s already invented hundreds of uses for, including using it as a projectile weapon. He also loves to share his wisdom. |
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MR. POMPABONE Frik’s boss, owner of the Burger Wench, a fast food chain that specializes in “Goblin Balls” and buckets of meat. Typical business man with a mysterious past. |
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MERD Fellow coworker to Frik at the Burger Wench, Merd is studying to become a Mage and loves to play Cubicles & CEOs®. He’s pretty laid back towards things, but the Keeper Of The Ketchup gets on his nerves. | |||
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LOU A security guard (or “rent-a-warrior” as Frik calls him) who is paranoid that his next step will be his last. He once had to help Frik on an adventure otherwise Frik was going to kill him if he didn’t. |
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NINJA GNOMES Pint sized bits of terror, this diabolical clan of ninjas will stop at nothing to destroy Mr. Pompabone’s business, while promoting good manners at the same time. | |||
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WOT (THE MAGE OF WESTERN POINTERLY THINGS) There’s only one person who is grumpier and more psychotic than Frik, and that is Wot. He’s legendary in the realm, and no one dares oppose him, not even fast food delivery men. |
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FRANK Wot’s assistant and loyal companion, Frank was created by the evil mage to do his bidding, and he doesn’t say a word about it. (because he has no voice) | |||
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THE GOBLIN HORDE The sworn enemy of Frik, these goblins track him down and an epic battle ensues! |
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AN OLD LADY Don’t let this woman fool you, she’s a thief, and a good one at that. Granted, she only appears in just one episode through the entire run of the comic, but trust me, she’s legendary… somewhere. | |||
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PLUS AT LEAST ANOTHER COUPLE DOZEN CHARACTERS, NOT SHOWN ON THIS PAGE!
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